Monthly Archives: November 2014

Marcel the Alsatian (a limerick)

An Alsatian from Rouen named Marcel

One day found a rather strange parcel.

He gave it a licking,

The thing started ticking…

And his collar was found in Newcastle.


Spoof on Shakespeare (a poem)

Another bard-inspired verse, this one irreverent and a bit cheeky!

My mistress’s eyes are nothing like the sun,

But she’s not green and likes a drink or two.

In my grey life, I need to have some fun;

I’m not browned off when things start getting blue!