Monthly Archives: May 2014

More Tweet Stories!

Typical; I think I’m going to put these in at a rate of 1 a week and don’t get round to it. Oh well, here’s two more.

Count Dracula’s my neighbour, and I once went round to complain the new turret on his castle was spoiling the view from my conservatory. He told me “Don’t get cross.”

I used to be a railway conductor. Once I found Tony Curtis wearing drag and smoking a cigar in a non-smoking car. When I told him to stop, he just said “Don’t get Lemmon.”

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