We end off my very good year (2023) with one last post, since I missed out posting in November. I wrote this one to create a musical synopsis of a book I’m working on and to entertain my fellow writers at this year’s Christmas party. For anyone who wants to try singing it, use the tune for “Pearl’s A Singer” by Elkie Brooks. The song was not only one I like quite a lot, but it’s about much the same kind of character as in my story.
Verse 1
Molly wrestled;
She stood up to a gang who were stealing
In a hotel.
Molly wrestled;
She was trained in her husband’s gymnasium.
She started training for her fights
Around her chef’s job, working nights
In a hotel.
Verse 2
Molly wrestled;
She lived far from the Earth with her family
In the future.
Molly wrestled;
They all said she looked soft, but she wasn’t.
She gave it all between the ropes
To improve her children’s hopes;
She didn’t make it.
Bridge
Almost her century’s Ronda Rowsey;
Too bad her manager’s ethics were lousy.
Her phobias got her just before her first big fight;
And they dropped her the very same night.
Verse 3
Molly wrestled;
And she lived with her husband and family
In the future.
Molly wrestled;
And a space captain went there to watch her.
He thought it much too great a slight
To have her go back, working nights
In a hotel.
Finale
Molly wrestled;
Now she cooks for and trains up the crewmen
On a spaceship!
Molly wrestled;
Now she earns four times more than she used to!
Though it was hard to fly away,
She sends love home every day…
And she’s happy.