The things that happen when you play this game!
This is the story of a man called Dougie and a woman called Shirley.
One day, quite by chance, they met down an alley.
Dougie, who was naturally more confident than Shirley, introduced himself by saying; “How about a game of Twister?”
Shirley responded by saying; “I’ve only got five quid!”
And you’ll never guess what happened as a result…
Ze Germans vun ze Vurld Cup!
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